The Teenage Girl Gift Guide

Vetted by 3 extremely with-it 14-year-olds.

Hello and happy holidays! Far and away, your most requested gift guide this year has not much to do with midlife. Nope, it’s all about teenage girls, specifically what in the hell to buy their moody asses.

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Back to the teenagers. I took this gift guide very seriously and sat down with three of my favorite teenage girls to get the full lowdown.

My 14-year-old daughter, one of the 3 aforementioned teenage vetters.

Let’s get this hormonal show on the road!