Makeup ideas when you are pale AF

When I'm feeling a bit pasty, two makeup looks get me through - Snow White and Bronze Babe. Are you ready for a plethora of shade swatches?

Ahhh, February. The time of year when I can successfully camouflage myself into the light beige draperies in my home. Did I accidentally mark myself with a blue pen, or is that a squiggly vein underneath my nearly translucent skin? So pretty.

When my skin looks like uncooked pie dough, I go one of two directions in terms of my makeup, Snow White or Bronz…